"Send me five things you did last week or you're fired."
"What, all 2 million of us?"
"Yes! All of you!"
"... who is going to be checking these emails?"
"Don't worry about it."
"And what do you do when we all don't answer it because that's clearly the correct response."
"Don't worry about it."
"You can't fire ALL of us."
"Well, we'll fire a lot of you!"
"Aren't you doing that already?"
"... Yes."
"Ok, so. Why should I jump through all these arbitrary hoops?"
"Because otherwise we'll fire you!"
"Uh huh. When you get through your emails. Which will include all the cranks signing you up for mailing lists and sending unsolicited insults. Also, some of our jobs ARE actually essential. So we'll take our chances."
Or, at least, I hope that's the general reaction because that was absurd.
