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Top Ten Lies Kevin Has Told Lucy

10) My father was a veritable saint 
 9) I threw away that grungy old shirt you hate
 8) I put skim milk in the cappucino
 7) That purse matches that dress
 6) I love your cooking
 5) Of course that's the duck you bought for Thanksgiving
 4) I'm taking up water-colors
 3) I mixed up Arizona and London because the bridge is 
    there
 2) I'm using my computer to surf  the net for other intellectuals
And the number one lie Kevin has told Lucy    
 1) I'm feeling much better now

"You're scaring me." -- Lucy