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Jax' Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

10) Wear a different color of Speedo every day 
 9) Introduce Jerry to some nice girl in Port Charles
 8) Find Doctor who can prove that Miranda is clinically alive
 7) Explain things more slowly to Brenda
 6) Ring Sonny's door bell; run away
 5) Win Cuba at Annual Rich People's Card Game
 4) Go on epic search for his lost personality
 3) Less caffeine
 2) Take off shirt more frequently
And Jax' number one New Year's Resolution
 1) Make a decision