Top Ten Reasons Emily is Unhappy
10) Price of a lid skyrocketing
9) Alan's Sidney character no longer wears a bow tie
8) Not asked to perform in last Nurses' Ball
7) Cook left without preparing her box lunch for the next day
6) A.J. always wanting to try out his speeches on her
5) Alan sure to oppose butterfly formation for Christmas train set
4) Monica's only bonding method is clothes shopping
3) She's the only one in the family without ELQ stock
2) What good's a snowball if the family's buried in an avalanche
And the number one reason Emily is Unhappy
1) Hormones
"I've always wanted to get a tattoo that says "Quartermaines Rule"
-- Emily (Nightmare version)
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