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Tom's Top Ten Rejected Roof Top Fantasies

10) Whitewater rafting
 9) The bad pop singer and his groupie
 8) Being trapped on the roof in below zero weather
 7) Three stooges film festival
 6) Pismo Beach Clam Bake
 5) Holding her hostage on top of a fake Texas mesa
 4) Liveried footmen, hot dogs and bean sprouts
 3) Anything involving fried chicken
 2) An Esther Williams musical
And Tom's number one rejected roof top fantasy
 1) African Safari

"Vacations are for relaxing." -- Tom Hardy