Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Things Foster Thinks About

10) Sex
 9) Pork chops
 8) Now that Luke's gone all his shoes are fair game
 7) I don't need this Soap Opera; I used to have my own show
 6) I wonder why KatyBell doesn't visit anymore.  I really liked her scarves
 5) A.J.'s in my key light
 4) Bacon: I smell bacon!
 3) I miss being called Skillet-head
 2) Is Annabelle being honest with him?  Raoul doesn't look like he's got much
    French Mastiff blood in him
And the number one thing Foster thinks about:
 1) His near death experience