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The St. Patrick's Day Series #1

Top Ten Reasons Lucy is Lucky

10) The Muffin Diet; works for her
 9) Has top of the line color consultant
 8) Because she "has legs that go up to her neck"
 7) Tony didn't kill her
 6) A positive attitude and an instinct to go for the throat
 5) Alan didn't kill her
 4) Damian almost totally ineffective at this revenge thing
 3) Has a duck (The lucky ducky)
 2) Katherine; coma seems to have left her with even more
    brain damage
And number one reason Lucy is Lucky:
 1) Kevin willing to explore the possibilities of Razzberry
    Jam

"She's smiling. Why is she smiling?!" -- Katherine