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Top Ten Things Dead People Don't Do (For Ryan Chamberlain's future reference)

10) They don't make phone calls
 9) They don't pig out like Felicia used to.
 8) They don't smoke (unless you light them).
 7) They don't use computers (especially with
    scanners.)
 6) They don't leave messages with Nurse Bobbie
 5) They don't deceive anybody, criticize them
    or tell them they're not good enough.
 4) They don't run projectors or tape recorders.
 3) They don't giggle in their coffins.
 2) They don't sing "You Are My Sunshine", (Thank God).
And the number one thing dead people don't do:
 1) Dead people don't bleed!