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Top Ten Reasons Ryan's Twin Won't Enjoy His Stay in Port Charles: Part deux

10) New dessert special at Kelly's, "Fish-heads w/ hot
    fudge"  (eat 'em up, yum!)
 9) Quartermaine Cable Co. does not get Sci-Fi Channel, (but
    does get twenty-four hour Felicia channel)
 8) Has to move into Brenda's old room.  Forced to work at
    Kelly's everytime Jagger and Karen have a personal
    crisis
 7) Police Commissioner wants him to confess to Lindbergh
    kidnapping
 6) Three words: Hospital Cafeteria Food
 5) Katherine about to go on eating binge.  Anyone could get
    hurt
 4) Ned won't let him play drums in his new band
 3) Felicia going Christmas caroling this year
 2) Mac Scorpio too dumb to tell the difference between
    Ryan and Kevin.  Might grab his lapels. (Encore Reason)
And the number one reason Ryan's Twin Won't Enjoy His Stay
in Port Charles:
 1) Steve Hardy still has sixty days before Brady Bill takes
    effect