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Top Ten Ways General Hospital Could Do Better In The Ratings

10) Miguel taken out and shot for the cold-blooded murder of
    the English tongue
 9) Two words: kinky sex
 8) Tony develops a stand-up routine
 7) Puppy Raoul is possessed by the Devil; attacks Mother
    Nature's own Garbage Disposal and tears up the
    Quartermaine's best divan
 6) Love triangle with Kevin, Lucy and... Sigmund
 5) Garcia finally busts the notorious Prostitution Ring;
    Audrey and her nurses. (Yes, imagine Amy in even more
    make-up.
 3) Mysterious cow mutilations near Toxic Incinerator
 2) Ryan gets tired of Canada
And the number one way General Hospital could do better in
the ratings:
 1) Cast Kato Kaelin as brilliant new brain surgeon

"Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking." -- The Scarecrow ~Wizard Of Oz~