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Top Ten People Who Want To Kill Katy Bell And Their Motives

10) A.J. - "It's a no Brainer"
   Deep down, he's devatated that Katherine didn't pick him
   instead of Ned
 9) Lila - "Arsenic and Old Lace"
    Saw Katherine use dessert fork for entree: the last
    straw
 8) Damian - "Killdozer"
    Just lost control of new wheelchair and mowed her down
 7) Edward, Lee & Jack - "The Over The Hill Gang"
    Katy's PR sucks, heh, heh, heh
 6) The Spencers - "The Family That Kills Together"
    Rose garden needed more fertilizer.  All Foster's idea
 5) Reginald - "The Butler Did It"
    Just cleaning up
 4) Lucy - "You Got Some 'Splainin To Do"
    Seemed like a good idea at the time; forgot to talk to
    Kevin first
 3) Amy - "Blonde Ambition"
    Couldn't stand the competition of yet another blonde in
    town
 2) Steve "Patch" Johnson - "Days of Whine and Roses"
    Upset that his "sweetness" is with another man
And the number one person who wants to kill Katy Bell and
his motive:
 1) Ned - "My Least Favorite Wife"
    Just couldn't meet her demands for sex any longer

"I'm in need of your special brand of Katherine tolerance." -- Ned Ashton