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Top Ten Reasons Kevin Hasn't Started Work At The Hospital

10) Still staying at the Port Charles Hotel; they keep
    forgetting his wake up call
 9) Still hoping Bobbie will tender her resignation
 8) Wants to give Audrey a little time to get past her jumpy
    stage
 7) Trying to get entry visa for french chef to work in
    hospital cafeteria
 6) Ryan packed everything in the wrong boxes; still trying
    to sort it all out
 5) Meg and Amy won't tell him where his office is
 4) Looking into a career as a ventriloquist
 3) Has to work it around his schedule of annoying Mac
 2) Out drumming up business
And the number one reason Kevin hasn't started work at the
Hospital:
 1) W2 forms inadvertently mixed up with Laura's pregnancy
    test results
 
"I wasn't suggesting I counsel you." Dr. Kevin Collins