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From: jyarnot@netcom.com (Jan Yarnot)
Subject: GH: UPDATE THURSDAY APRIL 3
Date: Sat, 19 Apr 1997 21:21:49 GMT

1. FINANCIAL WIZARDRY
Mac sees Felicia at the bank, where she's sorting out the extra
$10,000.  Our favorite sexist pig asks: "How many checks did you bounce?"
[I mean, after the credit-card stunt, it's understandable, but come ON...]
and then informs her that even Robin has bounced checks (before mumbling that
it was HIS fault for not depositing money.)  The guy from
Bank-Managers-R-Us is quite flustered by Felicia insisting on assurances
that the bank will never, ever, ask for the money back.  "This
institution is not in the business of giving assurances."  [Kinda makes
the sock-under-the-mattress bank more attractive, doesn't it?]  Later he
asks if Felicia would "like me to weave it into a tapestry?"  "No, thank
you, I'm in a hurry."  She is in a hurry to spend the money, not to pay
Mac back for bailing her out of jail.  She looks at catalogs.  She wants
to get Mac a raincoat.  They agree that they sound like an old married
couple, but they aren't going down that road.  The phone rings, and it's
Lucy wanting to know how the Cassadine investigation is going.

[Your Fearless Updater is annoyed that Felicia can't be bothered to do
her job, either for Lucy or for herself... she should be able to track
this money.  YFU's wild speculation is that it is, indeed, Tom, who
missed the good old days when Felicia liked him and depended on his
support. YFU is also annoyed that Felicia just is taking this stalking (I
know, she confronts Kevin, but she isn't actually doing anything about it.)
YFU hopes the new headwriter knows something about character.]

2. LIAR, LIAR
Lucy is "measuring" (mighod) in the lighthouse.  She kicks and then
picks up the shoebox of letters.  There are new ones.  So naturally she
calls Oxford where the guy from English-Professors-R-Us answers and
professes to know nothing about Victor Collins.  He then calls Kevin
right back and announces "we have a problem."  Kevin leaves the
Cassadines and comes home to tell Lucy "my favorite joke."  He tells her
he has no intention of spending the rest of his life on that godforsaken
island!  Lucy gets all excited thinking Kevin has quit, but no, he's
packing "for Arizona."  When she can't go with him [she's actually going
to do something for Jax Cosmetics, instead of letting it go to pot like
Deception!] he pretends to be sorry, but does say he's glad to be leaving.

3. OH, BLECH! PTOOIE! GIVE ME A BREAK!
Tony asks Katherine if she's had any more movement.  No, but she's
getting feelings.  However, she doesn't need encouragement.  They discuss
The Power of Love.  [GAG me!]  Katherine says hi to Carly from her.  The
gal from Nurses-R-Us walks by and wishes Tony a happy birthday.  Katherine
flashes back to the night of the kiss.

4.LIAR, LIAR, PART 2
Stefan finds Bobbie looking at the Leslie file.  He's brought her
flowers, so naturally she wants to know what he did.  She Widens Her
Eyes.  "SteFAWN?"  He wants to send her to the computer conference in
Arizona.  He was supposed to go, but Alexis, he says, told him it would
be a mistake.  He needs to stay and canoodle with Katherine, uh, I mean
"protect the interests of the hospital."  He can trust Brilliant Bobbie
to pick a good system.  Bobbie wants to call Tony about Lucas.  Stefan's
eyes light on Leslie's file, and he picks a fight.  She says she's
surprised Dr. Winters is dead.  Then we hear the spooky "Seventh Guest"
music, and they make peace.

5. FAMILY MATTERS
Carly is crying about having been a bad daughter.  Luke is actually
sympathetic.  He will let her go.  He waits for Tony.  When Tony gets
home, he's surprised. The two ex-in-laws talk about Carly and Laura,
"and here we are.  I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but God,
this is a depressing way to spend a birthday."  Luke shares his
suspicions of Stefan and Katherine, but then says Bobbie is too smart to
miss the signs of a wandering husband."  Oops.  Tony tells Luke that
Bobbie is suspicious about Leslie's "death", but Luke should stay out of it.
--
        Jan Yarnot, net.granny, RABbabe, member of SESIDAR
        Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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