NEWSROOM
COMMUNITIES
FUN & GAMES
LIBRARY
- where to write
- fan clubs
- cast birthdays
- show credits
- emmy winners
- history highlights
- articles & humor
SITE INFO
OFFSITE LINKS
Daily Updates
Subject: GH Update 7/31 Sent: 8/4/96 9:23 PM From: Pat Herman, pat@aimnet.com GENERAL HOSPITAL UPDATE Wednesday, July 31, 1996 Welcome to the Cynic's Update. I didn't plan it that way..... must be Tracy's influence. TODAY'S STORYLINES: ------------------ * Remembrances of Steve's Past * Feelings, Nothing More than Feelings * Bestest Friends * Let the Games Begin REMEMBRANCES OF STEVE'S PAST ---------------------------- Tom, Felicia, Kevin, and Lucy are dining together at the Outback. As we join them, Kevin is telling a story about Steve Hardy as a boss, and Tom tells about Steve, in a business suit, hopping a fence to attend a little league game. Meanwhile, at the bar, Mac and Garcia are reviewing the evidence [or lack thereof] in the Felicia's Stalker case. The PCPD, in its usual investigative brilliance, has turned up absolutely nothing useful. No fingerprints on the post office box or on the application form, and the stalker didn't provide his/her real name on the application form [the NERVE....] With breakthroughs like these, it's no wonder Garcia felt obligated to he rush right over to the Outback to deliver the news. They wonder why the stalking hasn't started again now that Filly is back in town. Back at the dinner table, Tom is finishing the little league story. Tom wonders what Tommy will say about him some day. They discuss the fact that all kids have grievances against their parents. "Who would want perfect parents anyway?" asks Felicia, and the others raise their hands. Felicia hopes her kids will forgive her for sending them away for so long. Lucy asks when it will be safe to bring them back; it turns out that Filly told them today that "the coast is clear." Right on cue, her cellular phone rings. But it's new - how did someone get the number? Mac looks over, alarmed. OH, NOOOOOO!! A RINGING PHONE! AAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!! [Haven't these people heard of wrong numbers?] Filly stares at the phone in alarm. After a commercial break of almost inhuman suspense, Filly answers the phone and - oh, the horror - it's Amy, looking for Tom, who left that number at the hospital. [Wouldn't most doctors in this day and age have their own cell phones, or else a fancy pager like Simone has?] Audrey has been in Steve's office for quite a while, and Amy thinks she's having a rough time. Tom and Filly leave to go see Audrey, no doubt sticking Kevin and Lucy with the check. Kevin and Lucy stay on to finish their coffee. They both enjoyed the dinner, and Lucy is glad to see Kevin so relaxed. She is worried because he's been edgy and distant lately. He's been spending a lot of time painting, and seems to have a lot of anger inside him. Having caught us up on the storyline, since we've seen so little of it that we've probably forgotten, she explains that she is worried that it has to do with her. He assures her it has nothing to do with her. He's been working under strain, but things are easing up. Kathy arrives, and Lucy is tempted to gloat at her a bit, but she restrains herself. But she is concerned about Kevin. In his job, and in the twin study, he has so much empathy with people and their problems, but perhaps sometimes it all overwhelms him. She thinks that sometimes he needs to step back and take more time for himself. She asks if he is angry - he assures her he is not. He has asked himself some of these same questions. He assures her that he loves her very much, and he will never be angry with her for expressing her feelings. Lucy is very happy - the way they feel this moment is everything she ever wanted. [Then isn't it about time for you too to get married or something? HUH????] Some people won't let themselves be happy, but Lucy isn't that way - and neither, she says, is Kevin [don't be so sure]. She feels so lucky to be able to love Kevin. They smile at each other as the scene ends. [Oh, Lucy, my dear, you just tempted to soap gods in a BIG way. This is the second time this month you've made a speech like that. Heartbreak can't be far around the corner.] Tom and Filly find Audrey in Steve's office. She is looking for Steve's address book. It's full of names and addresses of people who should be notified about Steve's death. She has searched all the boxes they packed up, and she is afraid they might have put it with the stuff for Goodwill by mistake. Felicia makes the helpful observation that once she couldn't find a check, but it turned up on the refrigerator on a magnet. But rather than race home and check the refrigerator magnets, Tom remembers that Steve always kept it in his lab coat pocket. Sure enough, there it is. The book leads to more reminiscences about Steve's record-keeping idiosyncracies (including a cute story about his filing things in "a safe place", which was literally the label on the folder). Filly remembers Steve's kindness to Maxie when she was in the hospital. Audrey talks about Steve's perserverance - only once in a while did he come across a problem he couldn't solve. "His son?" asks Tom. Audrey assures him that's not what she meant - she was referring to things like his ineptitude around the house (as Tom said, "a brilliant surgeon and a lousy handyman"). Audrey and Tom muse about how much of Steve's life is recorded in the pages of the address book, as she hands it to Tom. Audrey and Tom remember a bottle of Scotch Steve was given by a patient in 1989. He saved it for "just the right moment." Since this seems to be that time, they open the bottle, and Audrey, Tom, and Filly share a toast to Steve. [Sniff... this was lovely.] Meanwhile, back at the Outback, Kathy tells Mac about her meeting with Edward (see below), and suddenly she has some sort of inspir- ation about how to become "top dog." Later, while they are in bed, Kathy muses that Edward called her because he was sad about Steve's death and wanted to talk to a friend. Mac sits up suddenly, connecting the fact that the stalking stopped to Steve's death. He thinks he knows who the stalker is. After this revelation, we see Audrey and Filly leaving Steve's office. As scary music plays, Tom shuts off the lights and looks around the office. A clue, or a red herring? You decide. FEELINGS, NOTHING MORE THAN FEELINGS ------------------------------------ Jason and Robin are down on the docks, talking about what happened at the ELQ board meeting. Jason is angry with Alan for what he said, and he wants to stay away from the Q's: "Those people are out for blood, especially that old man." Jason says you would almost think Edward had suffered the same brain injury as Jason: "The guy has no feelings at all." Robin challenges Jason's implication that he has no feelings. But Jason doesn't understand the point of feelings, after watching the Q's tear each other apart. He is especially upset to have seen Alan again. Robin, though she agrees that what Alan said to Sonny was wrong, defends Alan, relating his kindness to Stone and to her. She draws parallels to her troubles with Mac regarding Stone, to explain that when you are afraid for someone you love, it can make you behave badly. As long as Alan keeps worrying, Jason and Alan are going to be at odds with each other, she concludes, and he says he understands. Robin explains that after Stone died, for a time she didn't want to feel anything. But one day, she saw some kids in the park, and one of them called another "Butt-nose." It started her laughing, and it opened up something inside her. After that, she let herself feel again. Jason can deny it, but some of the same things are happening to him. Jason knows he feels anger; Robin points out that he feels affection too - for Sonny, for her, usually for Ned. But Jason says he won't be "cured" till he laughs. Robin tries a couple of lightbulb jokes, but they don't work. Robin assures him that one day he will laugh - she hopes she'll be there for it, and he threatens to hold off just to keep her around. She assures him he won't be able to, and they head off to Robin's house while Jason wonders why a kangaroo would want to screw in a light bulb. LET THE GAMES BEGIN ------------------- Tracy has arrived Chez Jax, and as we join them she is attempting to engage Jax in a serious liplock. [That "thunk" you heard was Kate's clipboard crashing to the ground as she shrieked in envy.] Jax manages to push Tracy away, reminding her that "my wife is upstairs." Tracy is not impressed by the presence of "the little wifey" - in fact, as she explains, "Why do you think I slapped you before?" Her annoyance over Jax's vote ousting Ned was just her public reason: "I didn't want anyone thinking you and I were in cahoots to take over ELQ." Jax agrees, surprised that Tracy would come to his house so late at night. She tries to come on to Jax again, but he holds her at bay. She is upset at his "impetuous" marriage, given that the two of them missed "so many opportunities." She goes on to ask, "You mean you're not going to give me a chance to make you sorry you never took advantage of me?" Jax explains that, after he met Brenda, it changed everything. [Yeah. It changed him from an eccentric, quirky, vaguely dangerous yet charming tycoon into a fawning lapdog, just for openers. But, with any luck, he is about to change yet again.] Tracy criticizes Brenda for a while. When she was in high school, she was a conniver. When Jax points out that, coming from Tracy, that's high praise, Tracy dismisses him with, "No, she wasn't any good at it." [In other words, nothing has changed.] She can't see why he'd marry Brenda - she can't do anything for him. "Except make me happy," replies Jax, and Tracy has a good laugh at this. Tracy insists that there is more than one person who could make Jax happy, and just then the little wifey herself appears in her satin PJ's. Brenda challenges Tracy - why is she there? Probably to offer an excuse for why she slapped Jax. [Brenda clearly does not know Tracy very well - the idea of Tracy feeling the need to explain why she did something like that is laughable.] Tracy expresses some outrage at the way Ned was treated, but Brenda isn't buying any, and she throws in a few digs in Lois's defense. "You're so obnoxious," Brenda says, which makes Tracy laugh and reply, "Well, aren't you the little tiger, and so brimming with spunk. Some people even like spunk." Jax: "I do." Tracy: "I find it tiresome." Brenda throws Tracy out, but Tracy gets the last word: "I remember you as an amateur manipulator. Obviously you've gotten better at it." [Tracy's lucky she was spared the whole Canadian ski resort mess.] Brenda rants about Tracy for a while, and Jax tries to calm her down. He tells her Tracy is just defending Ned; Brenda laughs at this idea, insisting that there's something in it for Tracy - she has no loyalty to anyone but herself. Jax is tired of talking about Tracy - he strips off his jacket, tie, and shirt, and embraces Brenda in order to propose an alternate diversion. Later on, the phone rings and Jax rushes out, clad in nothing but blue silk boxers, to answer it. [This must be TPTB's answer to all those "MORE JAX!!!" posts - we sure saw more of Jax today......] It's Tracy, telling him they need to meet to discuss their "latest fly in the ointment, Sonny Corinthos." Jax tells Brenda Tracy was calling yet again about Ned, and he scoops her up and carries her back to the bedroom. BESTEST FRIENDS --------------- [You know that thread about friendship on GH that's been on RATSA for the past few weeks? Well, apparently we forgot one long-term, close, cherished friendship......] Katherine shows up, at Edward's invitation, at the Q house. Edward tells her first that Tracy is in town, "which means that all hell is about to break loose." [Ah, yes, we're counting on it!] Edward isn't sure why Tracy is in town. Katherine asks if she is in the house. Edward has the LOD: "No, she's somewhere out in the night, but she'll have to be back in her crypt by dawn." Then he tells her the rest of his news: Sonny is now an ELQ stockholder. He wants Kathy to use her public relations skills to help with spin control. Kathy is just pleased as punch to help out - she's never too busy for her dear friend Edward. They slop sugar on each other for a while [and your updater gags a bit]. She asks how Sonny got the ELQ stock. Edward explains that he's "surrounded by idiots", except for Lila and Justus (and he's not completely sure of Justus either). But he's guided the ship through stormy waters for years - he can keep doing it, with the help of "beautiful, kind friends." [gag] And Edward is the first person Kathy would go to for help and advice: she's never doubted his good intentions towards her. [OH???? Just how good were his intentions back when she blackmailed his family into letting her marry Ned? Or have the new writers wiped that little pecadillo out of the history books?] Then things get philosophical, as Edward talks about the impact on him of Steve's death. Edward worries about what will happen to the business when he's gone - that is his life's work, and he wants it continue on the way he established it. Kathy asks why Edward doesn't just relax and enjoy his wealth and power. Edward turns the question back on her, and she admits that she likes to work. Edward believes Kathy is like him - the need to fight and win is more important than anything else. She insists that isn't true anymore, since she fell for Mac. Edward laughs - he doesn't believe her. Much as he loves Lila, he needs more than that. "Then we're very different," says Kathy, but he's not convinced. He asks about Deception. She has just masterminded a new campaign to give Lucy a run for her money. Edward observes, "Forget Lucy Coe. One-upsmanship is not power." It's just instant gratification, and it's reactive, not proactive. A little more sugar is slopped around, and they are sharing a hug when Tracy flies into the room - without her broomstick. Edward explains that the hug is "a tribal custom that you have probably forgotten", and introduces his "very dear friend" to Tracy. Tracy: "And what tribe is your affectionate friend from?" Edward explains that Kathy is going to help with P.R., and that she used to be married to Ned. Tracy sums things up: "THAT Katherine - the beautiful blackmailer." Kathy simpers - she must be so proud. Tracy is impressed with her - "Why would Ned throw you over for that trailer trash in the gatehouse?" Kathy says it's a long story, and Tracy says she'd love to hear it some day. Kathy leaves, and Tracy observes, "Ned's a bigger fool than I thought." Edward asks Tracy why she came back, after he sent her away. She insists that Edward needs her - with everything going on, the company is on the brink of disaster. Just then, Dillon, who seems to have been SORAS'd but is a cute little boy, comes in, and Tracy scoops him up into her arms. She explains that *this* is her reason for coming back. She intends to do it right this time, not like Ned, and she intends to make sure Dillon is not cheated out of his birthright. Dillon's nanny comes in and retrieves him after Tracy tells him (both verbally and in sign language, interestingly enough) that she loves him. Edward threatens to tell Paul that "his kidnapped son" is back. Tracy explains that she has settled things with Paul, so that threat won't work. She's back, and that's that. ----------------------------- by Rika, 1/2 of the Wednesday Update Team