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From: jyarnot@netcom.com (Jan Yarnot) Subject: GH: Update Thursday January 11 Date: Fri, 12 Jan 1996 18:39:40 GMT Well, the college kids are about back in school and we've pretty well done all the gallivanting we were going to this holiday, so today the Thursday Update is in good time. FELICIA WANTS A LIFE: Felicia is playing with the toy puppy Tom brought her, and Maxie, who is destined not to sleep tonight (where's that chloroform when you NEED it?) comes in and thinks perhaps it's a surprise toy for her. No, Tommy's Daddy gave it to Mommy. Maxie wants to know just HOW Mommy likes Tommy's Daddy? Like Uncle Mac? No, Uncle Mac is special. Tommy's Daddy is a psychiatrist, just like Kevin. "You mean he uses a lot of big words?" So Felicia explains psychiatry to Enormous-But-Not-Too-Bright Maxie. Sending her back to bed, for the moment, Filly lies down and starts to fantasize about Tom, but he's analyzing her. She gets tired, and it's been years since she had a man, so she's frustrated. FantasyTom asks if she's ready to give unconditional love now? He asks about her needs. "MY needs?" Then she realizes she's blown this fantasy by having FantasyTom being her psychiatrist. [Line of the Day] "I can't even do my OWN fantasies right! I'm WAY out of practice!" The doorbell rings. It's RealTom, which confuses Filly for a moment. She attempts to explain this to a bemused Tom. There are three men in her life, Frisco, Mac, and Tommy's Daddy. His reaction: "I'm in very heady company." He wants her to elucidate, and sure enough, the doorbell rings, and it's Mac. [Rapidly getting to my MHGC list, the only time he's noticed F. lately is to ask her to cover while he gets his ashes hauled, again and again and again and again....] He asks for Felicia's help, and when he fills in, she is convinced KatyBlah did the deed, but since the deed is murdering Damian, KatyBlah has risen two notches in her estimation. [I never used to like Felicia, and I won't again if they bring in Frisco Yet Again, but she seems to be the only person in Port Charles who remembers the Katherine of the past. I discount Lucy, as Lucy has the utter hatred to color her perceptions.] Felicia comes up with the Double Entendre of the Day: "are you sure Katherine wouldn't go to severe measures to get out from under Damian?" Tom is fascinated, but at this point he is beeped and has to go to GH. Mac asks Felicia to toss the cabin with him when the police are through, and kisses her when he leaves (heck, I think even HE *likes* Filly better than Katherine!) She lies down and has another fantasy, a spy b&w French thriller that I probably should know the original to, but I don't. Mac says "the eagle lands at midnight" and she replies with "the baby cries at three in the morning." [I'd misset the VCR, so I took this live, and can't recreate the rest of the captions. Unfortunately, as they were funny.] FantasyMac turns into FantasyTom, but Maxie interrupts just as things get interesting. "I'm too WARM!" "Yeah", Felicia replies, "Me too!" THE PLOT SICKENS We have Mac and KatyBlah, who has apparently forgotten how to deliver a line. "Even with the pre. Mature rumors of his demise." Mac tells her she should have stayed put. The doorbell rings and it's Garcia, who has a warrant for a blood sample from Katherine. Mac, the great Constitutional scholar that he is, tells her to go ahead. Meanwhile, Sonny is on the phone to Rivera. Rivera didn't do it, and says his men are better trained and stopped when Sonny asked them to. Lily (yes, I like the sultry hairdo, too) tells her daddy how much she loves the dress and misses her mom. No regrets? Not one. Lily is trying to find a date. Sonny wants it to be memorable. She wants a church wedding, but can pull strings to get it before the 6 months are up. (Should just go to the priest who talked to her and Miguel. He probably wouldn't even notice the change in grooms, I don't think he looked up once.) Sonny jokingly suggests the day after tomorrow, but they settle on early February. Sonny calls Mac. Garcia says Katherine is a suspect. Snotty Katherine seems to come out around Garcia, and she snips at him. [I know this is an opinion contrary to Received Wisdom of RATSA, but I thought Garcia was wooden and unbelievable today. And I'm rooting for him, I want to see more of him.] Later, Lily looks like she's making up grades for the grade book (no papers or attendance sheets to refer to) when Sonny comes in. She loves teaching and will keep working after they marry. He's going to Mike's. She asks if Mike will be invited to the wedding and he doesn't know. DENIAL AIN'T JUST A RIVER IN EGYPT Mike is tossing socks at a hamper when Brenda comes by. She feels like she's going crazy. Mike reviews the facts. Brenda is disbelieving. What can she do? Mike tells her to do nothing. He quotes the country song, "Denial ain't just a river in Egypt" and points out that she is not the only person to have lost Sonny. At least they have each other. She considers calling him Dad. He gives her a fatherly caution re: Sonny... go for being his friend, not his lover. "You couldn't handle being the girlfriend of a mobster, how could you handle being his mistress?" He points out that Sonny always takes care of Sonny, and that Brenda should follow his example and take care of Brenda. She gives him a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Mike rages around the apartment for a while, and Sonny comes. Mike asks Sonny if he is really going through with the marriage. Sonny says he is, and Mike asks why? Sonny says he wouldn't last 6 months in prison, and talks about being claustrophobic because of Deke locking him in the closet. (Earlier, Mike had told Brenda that leaving Sonny's mother was the best thing he could have done for her: I wonder if this is causing him to reassess.) Mike is worried about Rivera and gang, and if Sonny will get out of this alive. AUDREY STILL HAS A CLUE Tom comes by Audrey in the hospital, and asks about Katherine, and then in a spate of gossip to make Amy envious, tells Audrey all he learned from Mac at Felicia's. [I didn't know Tom as a younger man, and only saw David Wallace a little: was he always a gossip? Surely this is not a good trait in a psychiatrist?] Audrey remembers Damian's banked blood. Tom, without looking up the number, calls Mac who says he will tell Garcia. -- Jan Yarnot, net.granny, RABbabe, Proud Mom to Stands-With-a-Book, the Booklist Boy, the IRS Guy, the Tycoon, and Sunbunny. Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional. jyarnot@netcom.com Putting the fun in "dysfunctional."