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Date: Wed, 4 Oct 1995 10:54:00 CDT
From: U14780@uicvm.uic.edu
Subject: GH: Update for Mon 10/02/95

     The General Hospital Update for Monday, October 2, 1995
          Written By:   kathy%gundog@lbl.gov (Kathy Ellington)

Note: starting next Monday, the incomparable Jeff Jungblutt will be taking
over the Monday updating slot, at least until next January.
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He Ain't Heavy, he's my AIDS-infected, ex-street-punk, bad-hair-do'ed Brother
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Jagger, Karen, Stone, and Robin sit and get reacquainted at Kelly's.  Stone
tells Jagger he needs to see him alone.  In a very emotional scene Stone tells
his brother he has AIDS.  Jag is loving, supportive, and non-judgmental much
to Stone's relief. Jagger offers to move back to PC to be with him, but Stone
turns him down. Says he doesn't want to screw up everybody's life. Downstairs,
Robin quizzes Kaen about married life with the hunk o'beef. Karen says it's
creamy-dreamy and recommends it for every young girl.  [note: I had forgotten
how truly terrible Jagger's acting was.  Oh, he LOOKS great but, jeez, even
Miguel could teach him a thing or two, gack!]

Buffy and Jodie Learn the Truth about Sissy and Uncle Bill
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Tony tells Monica that Bobbie and Alan are staying in the same hotel in NYC.
Monica offers the use of the Quartermaine jet to get them to New York in jig
time.  In NYC, Alan checks into his room and calls the 'hobag.  She traipses
down and they settle in with a big, fat kiss.  There's a knock at the door;
it's Mr French bearing a tray of champagne.  Alan and Bobbie make a toast to
"friendship" then Big Al makes his move.  He gets her down on the couch and
they lock lips, unaware that Buffy and Jodie are already airborne.  After a
few false starts, Alan and the Bulwark decide they don't really have the hots
for each other after all.  They decide to call off the aardvarking because it
might spoil their "special" friendship [sheesh].  They've just settled back
to scarf down the rest of the booze and maybe check out what's on the tube
when there's another knock at the door.  Alan opens it and is confronted by
a hatchet-mouthed Monica and Tony, who has murder in his eyes!

Mac Finally Gets a Taste
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Filly can't believe her eyes when Mac finally arrives at the Outback. He's
got a smirking KatyBell on his arm!  He blows off Felicia's gripes about
handling all the Outback stuff on her own; tells her he has complete faith in
her abilities (which only infuriates her more).  Miguel offers Mac his
services in nailing Sonny.  Mac and Katherine settle down at a table and start
to grope each other.  They order lobster dinners and attempt to re-enact
the infamous "eating" scene from the movie Tom Jones while Felicia makes
"yuck" faces in the background.  Mac is fascinated [as was I] by the size and
rubber-icity of Katherine's giant lips as they gnawed and sucked at the
lobster claws [I'd hate to share a milkshake with that girl.  You'd have to
be pretty fast to get your share once those lips started their vacuum ].
Finally, the kids decide to find a room somewhere and work off the seafood;
they exit the Outback with Mac looking like a salmon about to spawn.

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