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From: jyarnot@netcom.com (Jan Yarnot)
Subject: GH: Update Thursday September 21
Date: Mon, 25 Sep 1995 14:05:37 GMT

Oh, groan, not again!  Let's get it over with:

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T DON'T DRINK THE WATER: BrainDead is getting dressed to tape the video    T
A when Icky knocks, and works on getting her UNdressed, in the meanwhile   E
H breaking yet another innocent houseplant (after KatyBelle getting that   T
I one thoroughly snockered at the Outback, I think there should be a       H
S meeting of the PC Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to HousePlants!) I
I and knocking over furniture, making more noise than *I* have ever dared  S
H to while I still had kids in the house.  Ruby hears her room (which      I
T looks like Luke's old room, has Brenda moved?) being demolished and      H
E knocks and enters.  She lectures St. Miguel and Brenda on discretion,    A
T but suggests that inter-room visitation is OK as long as they stop       T
A rubbing her nose in it.  Blech.                                          E
H         Meanwhile, Emily has politely turned off Monica's helpful        T
I suggestions on how to get to know people (I ask you, *field hockey?*)    H
S and Monica has sulked off after arguing with Alan about getting invited  I
I to Emily's college graduation.  Emily is sitting out with Annabelle      S
H looking at the stars, and missing her Mom, and Bobbie comes to visit     I
T Alan.  They talk about how they yearn after each other, Alan suggests    H
E (to Emily's horrified ears) running off together (oh, please, that       A
T would at least get them out of my misery) and they kiss passionately,    T
A with Emily looking totally lost on the patio.  Remember what Alan told   E
H you about blackmail material, little girl, and use it!                   T
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KATYBELLE GETS IT BOTH COMING AND GOING: (though she isn't going to find
out about the second whammy till later).
Laura has found some big ammunition... the lot on Royal Street is wetlands.
Justus is delighted that they are going to tie Damian up with bad press
and litigation, but this is a trump card... he's going to first meet the
old card shark himself, Edward, and learn what to do.  Laura and Justus
head off to the Q's.
        Lila looks lovely.  She is off to open the Library Lecture Series
this evening.  Edward is delighted with the news about the wetlands.  He
suggests getting in touch with all the "warm fuzzy groups" and having them
call City Hall.  "At last a use for all those bleeding heart liberal
greenies."  And, furthermore, he knows Planning Commissioner Beale and
invites him to a friendly poker game at LUKES.  Laura is none-too-happy
about this, but will play as the Commissioner always likes a pretty
face.  "Mr. Quartermaine, you are irredeemably sexist!"  At the game that
night, Luke and Laura spat:  "What do you want from me?" "Nothing you
can't give me."  But Laura knows when to hold them and when to fold them,
(hey, there's a song in there) and once Edward mentions the Royal Street lot,
she loses to Commissioner Beale.  The Good-Ol'-Boy network pans out again.
        KatyBelle is gloating.  This makes her sexy, and Damian wants
nothing so much as to make love to her.  [Damian doesn't seem to have a
clear grasp of just what he DOES want!]  Later, she is gloating again, but
he is packing to go to Europe to meet with a (lovely) leather designer.
[Is this a new character?  It's a lot like the Bill plot!]  Katybelle is
furious about the "curvaceous cobbler."  She doesn't know yet what's
going down on TV and City Hall.

STONE GETS ON WITH HIS LIFE:  Stone wants to help Alan with his AIDS
education program.  Also, he is at a beach picnic with the younguns and
walks on stilts, which frightens Jason.

--
Jan Yarnot, net.granny, RABbabe, Proud Mom to Stands-With-a-Book, the
        Booklist Boy, the IRS Guy, the Tycoon, and Sunbunny.
Nifty Fifty (growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional.)
jyarnot@netcom.com           Hey, Major League Baseball!  Grow up!!