Daily Updates

Subject: gh update 4/17/95
Date: Tue, 18 Apr 95 06:56:38 PDT
From: kathy@gundog.lbl.gov (Kathy Ellington)

Recap for the week of April 10-14:
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Tony assured Stone that his dyslexia ["Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!"] was not
caused by nerve damage.  He suggested that Stone have a physical after he
complained he has a flu bug that he cannot shake.  Robin insisted it was no
big deal [poor Stone! how quickly the glory fades!!] after she and Stone made
love without using a condom.  Sonny was upset with Luke for bringing Mike into
their plot to get Joe out of their lives.  Luke told Sonny and Lucy about his
scheme to intercept one of Joe's cocaine shipments and then mingle it with the
Deception shipment and have Joe steal it; the end result being Joe would wind
up in prison for stealing his own ill-gotten drugs.  Lucy later told Joe that
she was expecting a mystery shipment via a Deception truck.  Despite her
father's objections, Keesha went to Paris with Jason.  While Justus and Simone
were sharing kisses, Audrey told Steve that she suspects the two are involved.
Lucky introduced Sly to Emily.  The Quartermaine and Cerullo families planned
Ned and Lois's wedding.  Katherine stole a business report from A.J.

     General Hospital Update for Monday, April 17, 1995

Evening has fallen in old Port Charles...

Boris and Natasha Scheme Against Moose and Squirrel
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In their suite at the Port Charles Hotel, Damian and Kate [nyah-AH-AH!] are
poring over the financial papers she stole from A.J.'s briefcase.  She had
photocopied them and left the originals under a table in the bar.  Damian is
sure he can glean some information about the financial structure of the
Charles Street Foundation that can be used against the Quartermaines.  He
thinks that A.J. and Edward might get greedy about declaring tax losses on the
property they acquired for the toxic thingy and subsequently "donated" to the
Charles Street Foundation. Also, he's got a buddy in Washington who doles out
grants to non-profit organizations and maybe he can use the guy against the
Q's. The two of them gleefully guzzle martinis [ever notice how the "bad" guys
usually drink hard liquor while the "good" guys only guzzle white wine
spritzers?].  They end up in the sack, turned on by their plants of revenge.

Those Wacky Quartermaines!
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In the Q living room, Monica and Edward discuss Jason's sudden trip to Paris.
Edward calls him a "bonehead" [yes, Edward, the "bone" part is certainly
appropriate in this case].  A.J. wanders in and tells them that Katherine put
the bite on him for a job at the Charles Street Foundation.  He arrogantly
explains how he turned her down like a cheap bedspread.  Then the kid finds
out that Jason and Keesha have flown the coop; he's honked off.
On the other side of town at the Brownstone, Alan and Bobbie sit on the front
stoop and figuratively cry on each other's shoulders.  He about the attention
Monica is paying to Paige, she about her wrecked marriage, etc.  Their
conversation winds down and finally ends with Alan giving her a chaste kiss
on her cheek and she responding with a quick squeeze of his buttock.  Alan
departs for home.  Back at the Q mansion, upstairs in Paige's bedroom, she and
Emily are discussing their immediate future.  Emily wants them to stay in
Port Chuck until, you know...  Paige asks Monica if she can live her last
weeks at the mansion; Monica readily agrees that Paige can stay until she
attains room temperature.  Downstairs in the living room, A.J. gets a call
from Mr French, the maitre'd at the PC Hotel.  It seems they found some of
Master Jodie's papers under one of the tables.  A.J. hangs up with a
puzzled/worried look on his face, "who the hell is Master Jodie" he wonders?
Alan walks in and they chat a bit about Jason.  He tells A.J. that he's proud
of the work he's done with the Charles Street Foundation [a sure sign that
A.J. is about to screw up again].

Okay, the diagram says to insert Tab "A" into Slot "B" ... Okay, we've
definitely got lift-off on Tab "A", now where in the hell is Slot "B"??
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In Paris, the kids have arrived at the PC Hotel's "sister" establishment, a
very upscale place indeed.  A fawning bellboy shows them to a luxurious room.
They make plans to tour the city [but first, mah puh-teet flure, your breasts
quiver lahk zee blanc-mange, no??].  They confess their deep feelings for each
other and talk about the imminent dual deflowering.  They joke about "getting
it right" [just worry about getting it straight, Jason]. However, Keesha whips
out a Tampax box and they study the back of it; soon they're humping like
professionals.   Meanwhile, back in Port Charles, Keesha's dad fondly recalls
his little girl's virginal days [better think fast, Pops].  Little does the
Lake Edna Man know that it's "Thanksgiving" time in gay Paree and his baby's
chicken is already being stuffed...and by Chef Quartermaine no less.  May-Mae
offers some comforting words.  Sometime later, Jason and Keesha have done the
deed.  No, we didn't get to see the actual deflowering but it must have been
a doozie because the sheets are singed!  Thousands of miles to the west, Lake
Edna Man feels oddly tired but elated at the same time.  Suddenly he craves a
cigarette...oh NO!

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