Instagram this morning recommended a short video of a Southern woman with a thick Southern accent saying "It's so cold..." and the filling in the ending a dozen different ways. Such as...
"It's so cold, my plumber pulled his pants UP"
"It's so cold, the hinges of h*ll froze"
"It's colder than a mother in law's kiss"
"It's so cold, it froze the b*lls off a brass monkey"
"It's colder than a room of ex-wives"
And my personal favorite...
"It's so cold, the chickens were lining up to get in the oven".
