almost an entire pint of ice cream than I did eating an entire Domino's pizza by myself...in one sitting. To be fair, that was back in college, when I got slightly more exercise and had a slightly higher metabolism. I regretted that though too...
I have eaten an entire carton (I think there is at quart of ice cream in most cartons) in one sitting on many occasions. Especially when I can find really good peppermint ice cream at Christmas time.
We need to live near one another. Every Christmas, I really, REALLY want peppermint ice cream, so I get a pint. Then I eat half of it and the rest languishes in the back of the freezer until summer when I throw it away. There's some languishing there right now. But if we lived in the same neighborhood, I could buy a pint of peppermint ice cream, eat a serving, then pass it on to you.
The cheap paper towel misdeed... ah... that is slightly more egregious but I don't think you have to worry about the po po tracking you down over it.
😂 Oh, I don't know...I live in a pretty small town where the cops don't have a lot to do, so they might want to come after me just to break up the monotony. Or...I live in a pretty small town where the cops don't have a lot to do, and they really like it that way and so can only be stirred from their cruiser or their spot on the couch in the breakroom of the police station for something REALLY egregious.
