Q Mansion: Michael is slow. Like really slow. Why would you go to your neurotic/borderline basket case sister to help you explain to Wiley that mommy married Drew? Suddenly, Kristina is Oprah and knew exactly how he should handle things. GMAFB! Here's a crazy idea--why not consult with a child therapist? He might have endless wealth and some power but that boy is a bit of a dullard.
Wyndemere: I'm sick of Pascal. I really don't like the actor. So Anna is being held in the bellows of the castle? One of these days, Cesar is going to walk in. Just watch and see.
Aurora: Curtis wins hypocrite of the week. How are you going to rake Nina over the coals for violating Portia's confidence when you did the exact same thing to Nina when you told Willow that Drew and Nina were sleeping together? Why Nina failed to bring that up is a mystery to me! Glad his punk @ss got arrested.
Casa de Davis: Say it with me ya'll--Shut up Drew! I normally find Suzanne annoying but I liked her very much today. Hey Nina, you don't even know what Curtis was arrested for--way to overhype your news.
